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Sep. 22nd, 2009


A child is cute. When a child pouts his mouth for the very first time, for the very first time because he is angry. Never seen the child pouting before, we think its extremely cute and casually comfort him and get over with it.

Somehow, the child thought pouting would solve things when he's angry. So he kept doing it and at first, the adults thought it was still cute. But after repeatingly too many times, it got really irritating and the adults got pissed.

So what is the morale of the story.

DO NOT DO SOMETHING REPEATINGLY. Once or twice is enough unless you're treating ppl to dinner or lunch.


I am totally outraged after reading an article online.

"KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia – Malaysia is starting a food fight with other countries to win bragging rights for producing some of Southeast Asia's most beloved recipes, including chili crabs and coconut cream rice, a news report said Thursday.

"We cannot continue to let other countries hijack our food," The Star newspaper quoted Tourism Minister Ng Yen Yen as saying while launching a campaign to promote the country's cuisine.

The ministry is identifying signature recipes that it will declare as Malaysian, Ng said. She did not reveal how the government might counter others who claim ownership of those dishes, but added that details of its strategy will be announced later.

"Chili crab is Malaysian. Hainanese chicken rice is Malaysian. We have to lay claim to our food," Ng said. She mentioned other favorites such as "nasi lemak," which is rice soaked with coconut cream, "laksa," a spicy noodle soup, and "bak kut teh," an ethnic Chinese pork rib stew."

What is this Malaysia ? You even have to PROTECT food which MIGHT not even belong to you? HAINANESE chicken rice is malaysian? The word HAINANESE must not mean anything to the malaysians at all, they just want to say it's theirs. Why do something so silly when you can spend much more time promoting your country rather than argue over this kind of small things. It's not as if we stole the petronas tower or something. As a reader, after reading this, my blood boils and i'm raging with anger. So what's the next move msia? The WORD "MALAYSIA" is YOURS too? We can't USE IT ? This is outrageous.


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Sep. 15th, 2009


Finally my hectic week is over and i have got some time to rest and enjoy before school starts. I see my life going well with nothing much to worry. I got immuned to "Not you / neither you / never" it feels like i've got to see the NEVER MEANS NEVER side of her. How many guys who are branded "liars" are actually honest about what they've done behind a girl's back who is special to them, and upon being honest abt it, making a girl feel dissapointed and giving you a WHOLE brand "new" look. Stupid idiots aren't they.. I don't think there are many idiots like this, but sadly i just happen/had to be one of them. So should they still be branded as a liar? Maybe, cause liars might be liars because they lie abt every other small little things. So we are all murderers because we've killed little things like ants or roaches etc etc...not because we KILLED someone that's why we are labelled as a murderer. Along with the "lie" theory, as long as you lie abt just ANYTHING, you're a liar. So following this theory, as long as you kill ANYTHING, you're a murderer. That makes every single one of us a murderer regardless of the person/insects/things we've killed, and i'm sure everyone lied to their moms before. So we are all murderers and liars. Hooray, i'm not the only one. You are, i am, everyone is !

According to the laws, only by killing a person makes you a murderer and not an insect or whatsoever. But perhaps it's different in the laws of love. In the state law, the laws are made by the leaders of the nation, making it VERY standardised. But in the laws of love, each individual makes their OWN laws, that's why maybe i'm still convicted as a liar, but i still insist on my innocence defying all your laws of love. My final statement still remains, I was honest on what i've done, all that i've lied abt was small things that made us laugh and create chances to talk with no ill intentions and i never lied that i was honest abt you.

If i still have to go to your jail for this, i'm all prepared to. Because this trial has been on for far too long in it's time and it's time the judge gives the verdict. I've been on this trial for more than a year, part of me wants to give up and serve the jail term, but an equal part of me wants to reappeal to the judge for another hearing. I really am caught in the MIDDLE this time.

Other than my "case" above.. something to laugh at is...Alwin's a really funny person. You see, he somehow saw that i was working with a particular person for a few days and on the last day, he asked if i sent that person home. I said "No". And he asked why. I told him another guy sent her home. Feeling sorry for me, jokingly he asked if i wanted to beat up the other guy. Of course i said NO. Amazed, he asked me why again. Why would i beat up her father.

 

Sep. 3rd, 2009


Here i am, at 6am. Just out from my shower, waiting for my hair to dry and listening to the National anthem on the radio.

Recently i thought of something. If i were to jump in the MRT (moving), why will i land back on the exact spot i jumped. And if i were on the back of the lorry, and i jump, why will i land on a different spot. So while switching trains from the red line to the purple line at dhoby gaut, i walked on the travelator. It was packed, many ppl were infront and behind of me, i was alone. But i was dying to know that if i jump, will i land on the same spot again. So i secretly bounced myself, but it wasn't enough to make a jump. So i tipped my toes and tried to jump but didn't dare to cause there were too many ppl. For as long as 30 seconds, i was trying to jump but ended up bouncing and tipping my toes thus failing in my experiment. In a result, i got stares from ppl and some giggled.

Who can give me the answer to this question.

Aug. 28th, 2009


Watched a drama today and it's abt some loving couple. In the end the guy cheated on her and stuff. So i was wondering why would guys cheat on a woman when they are married. And the only thing that came to my mind was...Will i do that in the future.

Aug. 19th, 2009


Took a night off and went prawning with dickson. I was expecting like a total of 10 prawns from the both of us, but who knew things took a turn and the prawns kept biting. I caught 20 and dickson caught 17, could be the new perfume i'm using, attracts all the prawn with the smell. Another amazing thing was, the bbq started off so easily. The last time we had 7 ppl, the fire didn't even start for an hour. And today, with the smooth luck, it started off in minutes. Luck was exceptionally good today, should have gone to the casino instead of the prawning farm.

But still, nothing could beat the relaxing time i had along with the great atmosphere by the sea with good music. I still like the prawn farm at punggol end marina club because it makes me feel so OUT of singapore, like bintan or something. Surrounded by the sea and forests with no buildings in sight, it takes off all the stress from the world.

Aug. 17th, 2009


A cell phone is something far more than a communication tool. Deep beneath it lies it's ACTUAL purpose.....Yes, a tracking device. Your cell phone is actually a tracking device far more capable than any other in the world. Even maybe more high tech than the ones the CIA or FBI uses. The tracking devices the secret agencies use has to be secretly planted on you, and perhaps a range of maybe 100 or 200 km and you're off their radar. But the cell phone is planted on you WILLINGLY and capable of tracking you down as long as there is civilisation. No matter which country you're in, where you're at.

And the ppl who abuse this technology surprisingly isn't the CIA or FBI..but my mom. She calls me every now and then to check where i am. How i wish i didn't gave in to peer pressure and asked for a handphone in secondary 1. I ACTUALLY ASKED FOR A TRACKING DEVICE to be given to me. Why did i even do that. Now mobile phone makers are tempting us with more cool features in their phones so kids will want them, but in the end it's just a tracking device. And the special code line is.....

"Hello what time already, WHERE ARE YOU"

Aug. 14th, 2009


There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed a desire to become a “great” writer.

When asked to define “great” he said “I want to write stuff that the whole world will read!”

“Stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, wail, howl in pain, desperation, and anger!”

He now works for Microsoft writing error messages.

Aug. 14th, 2009


Today was Soccer day.

And without aldrich, it wouldn't have been fun at all. He made us laugh so badly i couldn't even cycle straight. He made brian lim sit on his bike, and he stumbled away onto the pavement and within seconds i saw them falling down in slow motion and instead of helping them i laughed like shit.

So brian lim didn't want to sit on his bike anymore. Just when we were nearing the street soccer court, aldrich thought he would be free from accidents. Just like 3 meters away from the court, he made a turn and flew off the bike. Again, we laughed like shit.

Then within three minutes of the game, barely even warmed up, aldrich took the ball into his possesion (there was only 3 players in each team, that's why he got to touch the ball, if there were 11, he wouldn't be touching the ball at all)....and again, he tripped over his own legs while trying to dribble. The whole game was a comedy. You see idiots trying to stop the ball but over ran and missed the ball. You see idiots trying to shoot the ball like 30 cm away from the goal but miss. You see all kind of stupid things.

Stats of the match

Most number of goals : Yang
Most number of throw in's : Bobby
Most number of falls : Aldrich
Man of the match : Aldrich Tan Kah Cake (most well loved by players on the pitch )

If the talent agency was hiding somewhere in the bushes looking at us, looking for talent....he should write a letter of recomendation for aldrich.

Recomendation letter for the COMEDY SITCOMS. Defitnetly, he'll be a rising star raking in millions of viewership for the tv station.

Aug. 12th, 2009


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If anyone is dumb enough... i'm not trying to promote the use of trains during the peak hours. Instead, i'm dissing the screwed up time i had in there