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A child is cute. When a child pouts his mouth for the very first time, for the very first time because he is angry. Never seen the child pouting before, we think its extremely cute and casually comfort him and get over with it.
Somehow, the child thought pouting would solve things when he's angry. So he kept doing it and at first, the adults thought it was still cute. But after repeatingly too many times, it got really irritating and the adults got pissed.
So what is the morale of the story.
DO NOT DO SOMETHING REPEATINGLY. Once or twice is enough unless you're treating ppl to dinner or lunch.
I am totally outraged after reading an article online.
"KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia – Malaysia is starting a food fight with other countries to win bragging rights for producing some of Southeast Asia's most beloved recipes, including chili crabs and coconut cream rice, a news report said Thursday.
"We cannot continue to let other countries hijack our food," The Star newspaper quoted Tourism Minister Ng Yen Yen as saying while launching a campaign to promote the country's cuisine.
The ministry is identifying signature recipes that it will declare as Malaysian, Ng said. She did not reveal how the government might counter others who claim ownership of those dishes, but added that details of its strategy will be announced later.
"Chili crab is Malaysian. Hainanese chicken rice is Malaysian. We have to lay claim to our food," Ng said. She mentioned other favorites such as "nasi lemak," which is rice soaked with coconut cream, "laksa," a spicy noodle soup, and "bak kut teh," an ethnic Chinese pork rib stew."
What is this Malaysia ? You even have to PROTECT food which MIGHT not even belong to you? HAINANESE chicken rice is malaysian? The word HAINANESE must not mean anything to the malaysians at all, they just want to say it's theirs. Why do something so silly when you can spend much more time promoting your country rather than argue over this kind of small things. It's not as if we stole the petronas tower or something. As a reader, after reading this, my blood boils and i'm raging with anger. So what's the next move msia? The WORD "MALAYSIA" is YOURS too? We can't USE IT ? This is outrageous.
Finally my hectic week is over and i have got some time to rest and enjoy before school starts. I see my life going well with nothing much to worry. I got immuned to "Not you / neither you / never" it feels like i've got to see the NEVER MEANS NEVER side of her. How many guys who are branded "liars" are actually honest about what they've done behind a girl's back who is special to them, and upon being honest abt it, making a girl feel dissapointed and giving you a WHOLE brand "new" look. Stupid idiots aren't they.. I don't think there are many idiots like this, but sadly i just happen/had to be one of them. So should they still be branded as a liar? Maybe, cause liars might be liars because they lie abt every other small little things. So we are all murderers because we've killed little things like ants or roaches etc etc...not because we KILLED someone that's why we are labelled as a murderer. Along with the "lie" theory, as long as you lie abt just ANYTHING, you're a liar. So following this theory, as long as you kill ANYTHING, you're a murderer. That makes every single one of us a murderer regardless of the person/insects/things we've killed, and i'm sure everyone lied to their moms before. So we are all murderers and liars. Hooray, i'm not the only one. You are, i am, everyone is !
According to the laws, only by killing a person makes you a murderer and not an insect or whatsoever. But perhaps it's different in the laws of love. In the state law, the laws are made by the leaders of the nation, making it VERY standardised. But in the laws of love, each individual makes their OWN laws, that's why maybe i'm still convicted as a liar, but i still insist on my innocence defying all your laws of love. My final statement still remains, I was honest on what i've done, all that i've lied abt was small things that made us laugh and create chances to talk with no ill intentions and i never lied that i was honest abt you.
If i still have to go to your jail for this, i'm all prepared to. Because this trial has been on for far too long in it's time and it's time the judge gives the verdict. I've been on this trial for more than a year, part of me wants to give up and serve the jail term, but an equal part of me wants to reappeal to the judge for another hearing. I really am caught in the MIDDLE this time.
Other than my "case" above.. something to laugh at is...Alwin's a really funny person. You see, he somehow saw that i was working with a particular person for a few days and on the last day, he asked if i sent that person home. I said "No". And he asked why. I told him another guy sent her home. Feeling sorry for me, jokingly he asked if i wanted to beat up the other guy. Of course i said NO. Amazed, he asked me why again. Why would i beat up her father.
Recently i thought of something. If i were to jump in the MRT (moving), why will i land back on the exact spot i jumped. And if i were on the back of the lorry, and i jump, why will i land on a different spot. So while switching trains from the red line to the purple line at dhoby gaut, i walked on the travelator. It was packed, many ppl were infront and behind of me, i was alone. But i was dying to know that if i jump, will i land on the same spot again. So i secretly bounced myself, but it wasn't enough to make a jump. So i tipped my toes and tried to jump but didn't dare to cause there were too many ppl. For as long as 30 seconds, i was trying to jump but ended up bouncing and tipping my toes thus failing in my experiment. In a result, i got stares from ppl and some giggled.
Who can give me the answer to this question.
Took a night off and went prawning with dickson. I was expecting like a total of 10 prawns from the both of us, but who knew things took a turn and the prawns kept biting. I caught 20 and dickson caught 17, could be the new perfume i'm using, attracts all the prawn with the smell. Another amazing thing was, the bbq started off so easily. The last time we had 7 ppl, the fire didn't even start for an hour. And today, with the smooth luck, it started off in minutes. Luck was exceptionally good today, should have gone to the casino instead of the prawning farm.
But still, nothing could beat the relaxing time i had along with the great atmosphere by the sea with good music. I still like the prawn farm at punggol end marina club because it makes me feel so OUT of singapore, like bintan or something. Surrounded by the sea and forests with no buildings in sight, it takes off all the stress from the world.
And the ppl who abuse this technology surprisingly isn't the CIA or FBI..but my mom. She calls me every now and then to check where i am. How i wish i didn't gave in to peer pressure and asked for a handphone in secondary 1. I ACTUALLY ASKED FOR A TRACKING DEVIC
"Hello what time already, WHERE ARE YOU"
When asked to define “great” he said “I want to write stuff that the whole world will read!”
“Stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, wail, howl in pain, desperation, and anger!”
He now works for Microsoft writing error messages.
And without aldrich, it wouldn't have been fun at all. He made us laugh so badly i couldn't even cycle straight. He made brian lim sit on his bike, and he stumbled away onto the pavement and within seconds i saw them falling down in slow motion and instead of helping them i laughed like shit.
So brian lim didn't want to sit on his bike anymore. Just when we were nearing the street soccer court, aldrich thought he would be free from accidents. Just like 3 meters away from the court, he made a turn and flew off the bike. Again, we laughed like shit.
Then within three minutes of the game, barely even warmed up, aldrich took the ball into his possesion (there was only 3 players in each team, that's why he got to touch the ball, if there were 11, he wouldn't be touching the ball at all)....and again, he tripped over his own legs while trying to dribble. The whole game was a comedy. You see idiots trying to stop the ball but over ran and missed the ball. You see idiots trying to shoot the ball like 30 cm away from the goal but miss. You see all kind of stupid things.
Stats of the match
Most number of goals : Yang
Most number of throw in's : Bobby
Most number of falls : Aldrich
Man of the match : Aldrich Tan Kah Cake (most well loved by players on the pitch )
If the talent agency was hiding somewhere in the bushes looking at us, looking for talent....he should write a letter of recomendation for aldrich.
Recomendation letter for the COMEDY SITCOMS. Defitnetly, he'll be a rising star raking in millions of viewership for the tv station.
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If anyone is dumb enough... i'm not trying to promote the use of trains during the peak hours. Instead, i'm dissing the screwed up time i had in there
Yes ! I'm quitting soon !
I always wished i was a female. Because i enjoy holidays so much, i enjoy doing nothing. And only a WOMAN can achieve that. When a woman is at 30, she stays home and do nothing but take care of the household. That is what my ideal job is. STAY HOME and take care of the household a.k.a DO NOTHING but watch tv.
I'll prefer weeping infront of a korean tv drama than sit in the office for a day. Really.
No mood
No mood
No mood
So now the story of the "prawning day" has spreaded like wild fire and i'm being laughed at whenever everyone who hasn't laughed at me hears about it. "Loser ah !" "You lousier ah !" "Wanna stab him anot?" "Give up lah" "Don't give up, can one" ....were told to me over and over and over again.
No i'm not a loser. I don't think i'm any lousier. Yes i feel like stabbing him. Yes i think i'll give up. No, cannot one.
Just because i have nothing to do, i went to find something to do and i get into trouble and then i wished i had nothing to do.
Hmm, i am weird, very weird.
Please buy generously from the poor old man who are on wheel chairs selling tissues
If i could, i would
But all i had was a Fiffty dollar note and i was sure i didn't wanted to lose my 49dollars
Sometimes kindess comes with a price
Especially when you have no small change
But you want to help the poor old men
Who has no change for you
Maybe only his entire day's of work
A box of coins adding up to 10 dollars
Poor old men
What's the worst thing you can ever experience when you've become a parent. Not that your child forgets your birthday or totally gave father's day a miss. It's "Oh no, my son/daughter is a teenager !". Making it worse, he's a PROBLEMATIC one. That MIGHT be what i am or used to be after looking at my 13 year old friend who just stepped in his "teenager hood". And yes he is totally problematic and far worse than me. Looking at him reminds me of every single thing i did which he's doing now, which is also rather bad. His pressence made me realise what wrong i was and inspires me to change for the better.
Okay, so what's considered problematic...
1) Refuses to go home and stay out late till 1am most of the time (he's just 12 going on 13)
2) Sneak out at 3-4am
3) Treat his parents like crap
4) Thinks that studies and future is just a whole lot of bullshit
5) Tries spending more time at arcades, lan shops during TUTION hours
6) Cold war with parents, Argue at sight
7) Believes that being bad is good
8) Ambition hoping to be a beggar/ running away from home and staying on the streets with a nomad's life
And the best for the last
9) Holding a bottle of whisky knocking at someone's else door at 2am drunk (Thankfully, i didn't do this when i was thirteen)
Now what has happen to my cute son/daughter 13 years ago? I bet EVERY PARENT must have at least thought of this at least once in their parenthood, or maybe worse, they think of this everyday....
So maybe i'm not Donkey Kong, can't i be Super Mario? Mario has a princess to save too at every stage. Maybe Mario and Donkey Kong didn't ever really got along.
So i back tracked "time" in my mind and i remembered i spilled a bowl of beancurd and forgot to clean it. And now it is so sticky.Oh yea, and i left a tube of yakult right next to the window after paying for it when the lady delivered it. Left under the hot sun for abt an hour, my mom is nagging and nagging. Now we're at the topic of my messy room and she wants me to shift the new rack she got for me. So leychay.Now my biggest goal in life is to wait for lunch to be ready so i can eat !
Waking up to know you've nothing to do for the rest of the day or maybe even the whole of the week makes me feel so great. There's nothing to do, i just have to lay back and rest myself. Maybe worry abt a couple of things here and there. Isn't it absurd when we (or maybe "i") take only less than a minute to do something and then spend the rest of my life regretting it. How fast it is to err but how funny it takes a long long time to correct yourself.
I wish upon a star that by tonight, when i sleep and wake up the following day, i'm already 30 years old.
-Why are girls scantily dressed so beautiful
-What does it feels like to sit down and play a game of scrabble with no vulgarities, just pure decent
-What does it feels like to be decent
-What does it feels like to have your love reciprocrated
-Why am i like this
Screw it lah, it was suppose to be a happy day today but the moment i switched on the com, i looked through facebook and it ruined my day, totally ruined my happy day now i'm testing the limits of my amplifier in my room blasting loud music hoping the thumping of the bass overwrites the bitter feeling in my mind.
Stayed up the previous night being all excited about the eclipse and so i waited till 6am and a sign appears....the sky turns glowing red/orange. Finally ! The winds started blasting thru the airs, the trees were shaking, i felt the pressence of a "Once in a lifetime" phenomenom........that's what i thought. My mom and dad came out of their room seeing me with my head stucked out the window. I told them abt the amazing feat that was gonna happen.
With a sleepy look, they took turns saying "It's gonna rain, just remember to close the windows before you sleep". I refused to believe that it was the weather and not the eclipse. For another 10 mins i enjoyed the strong winds and redish/orange skies and then.......... platter of raindrops fell. I felt like a total sucker who was expecting an eclipse but gotten rain. Nevertheless, i felt slightly refreshed and made my way to the real shower, got myself dressed and went out for breakfast as early as 7am. Hyped up abt going to Ngee ann poly, but morale fell when i started feeling tired and fell asleep most of my time there.
Amazingly, only my toes ached damn bad. Because i had to wear yang's mom shoes to enter. And quite sadly, his mom's shoes were rather small.
First thing first, my mom went "aiya berwin, why your hair like that ! Not nice lah" (she takes a look at yang's hair) "AHH, must cut like yang like that then nice" (obviously berwin's hair was much nicer to EVERY person who's not a mother)
Poor yang. He got himself the name Ah wang cos of his hair and few days back he told us "I think i'm growing out of the Ah wang hair already ! YAY" But it still looked as much as Ah wang to me.
